Wednesday, February 2 was a bitter day: the weather kept people’s fingers cold and faces shivering under masks that were not doing enough to protect them on campus. COVID-19 cases were at an all-time high, and so many courses did not have an online option. It had been more than a month since Betty White […] Read more
Keith Hard At Work
At 10 am central on Thursday, February 11, freshman marketing major Tate Raton fell on his ass outside of COB with a total of 7 eyewitnesses. It was an extremely icy day with no visibility and 50 mph wind. “I really don’t get how he managed to fall…he kinda defied physics,” freshman Kristoff Nown. “He […] Read more
Former Sheriff turned leader of the zombie survival camp, Rick Grimes, has been known for his strict testing requirements to join his notoriously safe settlement. That will soon be changing as he told the locals that they will not be doing regular testing, but they will be switching to random mitigation testing for the zombie […] Read more
For many, the stage is a wondrous place to tell stories and make art. In some cases, it is to put new and controversial ideas in front of audiences. In a few cases, and the one we report on today, it is to dredge up a perfectly fine show and butcher it with an ongoing […] Read more
After the blizzard on Monday, an announcement from Lincoln Police stating that officers will be enforcing the 24-hour parking ban. This “year-round” violation requires citizens to move their car within 24 hours to prevent being ticketed or towed. The special enforcement this week will be to allow plows to finish clearing the streets and prep […] Read more
The bursar’s office at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced a new fucking student fee Friday, effective for the Spring 2021 semester. “The new ‘campus sidewalk’ fee will be assessed to all students for their use of UNL’s sidewalks, roads, and alleys,” explained Charles Watson, director of the UNL bursar’s office. “We thought it was appropriate […] Read more
Sophomore Zeke Trexel is hungry as fuck. His stomach is rumbling from missing breakfast as he sits in his intro to anthropology course. The very excited professor is going on and on about monkeys, and all Zeke can think about is how delicious their meat must be. As he’s fantasizing about which marinade would go […] Read more
The University Health Center at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will soon begin offering free STD exams to students over the video conferencing platform Zoom, the Health Center announced Friday. “Beginning next week, students will be able to schedule virtual STD checks with our team of experienced medical professionals,” explained Health Center director Dr. Lawrence Thornton. […] Read more
The staff at the DailyER has been lucky enough to receive an anonymous email containing the original draft of the email that Ronnie Green sent out this morning. We would like to share that with you all here to see what our chancellor wanted to say before the Board of Regents made him clean up […] Read more
