Neihardt Hall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln is definitely not haunted, reported a voice from inside the closet of room 341 in the 80-year-old residence hall. Sources reported Thursday that the disembodied voice was assuring the room’s resident, freshman history major Nicole Collins, that the dorm was not inhabited by the spirits of those who […] Read more
The Nebraska Football Hype Train, which was scheduled to run every Saturday for the next three months, officially derailed this weekend. The miles-long locomotive lost steam and ceased to chug along after repeated, brutal derailments that left its occupants questioning why they had bought seats in the first place. “Man, what am I supposed to […] Read more
“Woaaaaah Jim that floor looks real wet, maybe we should go around,” Jim’s best friend Greg said as they approached the food court of the Union one fateful Friday afternoon. Jim Trout, a freshman business major out of Wahoo, Nebraska, was unwilling to show any fear in such a public place. “Shut up man, we’re […] Read more
While students filtered through the Union on a humid Thursday afternoon, a chill ran down sophomore Greg Roy’s spine as he realized he had made significant eye contact with a club president in the main hallway of the Union. “I knew I should have avoided that little corridor, but I thought it would be fine just […] Read more
To freshman James Mitchall, Tristan Gebbia was the hero he never knew. So when Gebbia decided the University of Nebraska-Lincoln was not the right fit for him after the quarterback decision came out, Mitchall knew it was his time, too. “I’ve never heard of that kid,” said head football coach Scott Frost. “Was he on […] Read more
Ahhh, the sweet smell of overconfidence fills the air once again as the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s newest batch of freshmen step out of their mom’s minivan and onto campus. This is an exciting time for these still hopeful students. To them, college is still a mystery. It’s still all about all the wicked parties that […] Read more
The semester is finally in the home stretch and for some students, this is their last semester of college ever. On the first Saturday of May, graduating seniors and graduate students will receive their diplomas from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Reflecting years of hard work and diligent studying, graduation is a worthy cause for celebration […] Read more
Engaging and thoughtful intellectual discourse is perhaps one of the greatest parts of the subjective human experience. It is something that can seriously stimulate the mind and inspire great deeds instead of inactivity or confusion. In fair and constructive conversations between equals one must carefully and thoughtfully construct their argument. Points need to be defended, […] Read more
A University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman was discovered on the third floor of Love Library last Friday with a copy of “Slaughterhouse Five.” The student, Paul Hayward, was found extremely dehydrated and delusional by custodial staff while he was licking a window. “When I found him he wasn’t making any sense,” said Martha W., a library […] Read more
“I’m gonna level with ya Brandon, your odds aren’t looking too good right now, this is gonna be real hard to pull off,” Professor Jerry Rassic told Brandon Jackson, a junior English major trying to squeeze in the credits for an archaeology minor while still graduating in four years. Despite the odds, Dr. Rassic was […] Read more
